De Zuid Afrikaanse post

  • Pim

    Leuk stukje naar aanleiding van het niet meer leveren via de Zuid Afrikaanse postmaatschappij door Amazon i.v.m. de vele diefstallen:

    PRETORIA. A day after US online retail giant Amazon announced that it was no

    longer offering South African customers standard postal delivery due to

    massive theft by SA Post Office employees, the post office has announced

    that it will sell cut-price books, DVDs and CDs direct to the public outside

    the back door of its branches nationwide.

    According to a statement made by Post Office spokesman Gift Mkhize, the new

    retail outlets would operate on a cash-only, first-come first-served,

    don't-ask-don't-tell basis.

    He added that for those customers who did not feel like queuing there would

    be “mobile franchises” parked near most branches, where the public was

    welcome to buy goods out of the boots of Post Office employees' cars.

    Asked if the Post Office was ashamed at being the only postal service in

    Africa to be blacklisted by the US retail giant, Mkhize was defiant, saying

    that Amazon's bold branding on its packaging was to blame for the rampant

    pilfering.

    “Those parcels have ‘Amazon’ written all over them,” he said. "Our employees

    find this very provocative.

    "Most of our staff are functionally illiterate, but over the years, handling

    many printed items, some of them have developed a rudimentary sense of

    lettering, and that big A and big Z are unmistakable."

    He said that expecting Post Office staff not to pocket their clients'

    packages was "as naïve as expecting Members of Parliament not to fiddle

    their expense accounts".

    According to Mkhize, the decision to sell merchandise outside the back door

    of branches had been made at board level, after initial anti-theft measures

    proved ineffective.

    He said that a 2003 initiative to install metal detectors at staff entrances

    had been compromised when all the metal detectors were stolen by employees,

    who then sold them back to the Post Office, which subsequently lost them.

    “It was very demoralizing,” he said. "At least this way our employees feel

    like stakeholders in the whole process."

    Meanwhile a police spokesman has admitted that postal theft is very

    difficult to tackle.

    Superintendent Magda Siff said that the problem was compounded by the fact

    that Post Offices clerks traditionally moved “incredibly slowly”.

    "Anyone who has ever used a Post Office in South Africa knows that it takes

    up to twenty minutes for the sullen lady at Counter 4 to get off her stool,

    waddle into a back room, have a cup of tea and packet of tennis biscuits,

    and waddle back with the wrong parcel.

    "During this time she has any number of opportunities to secret away DVDs

    and suchlike in her industrial-strength underwear."

    She said new bras featuring heavy-duty underwires, high-tensile nylon straps

    and titanium clasps could cope with much greater loads.

    "We're seeing small TVs, ant farms, box sets of Desperate Housewives. That

    kind of stuff."

    She urged the public to report suspiciously rectangular breasts by calling

    the police's postal theft hotline at 1-800-LOS-DAAI-*&^$#@.

  • Remco

    He said that a 2003 initiative to install metal detectors at staff entrances

    had been compromised when all the metal detectors were stolen by employees,

    who then sold them back to the Post Office, which subsequently lost them.

    Het lijkt bijna op een comedyserie……..triest.

    groetjes Remco.

  • loes

    erger moet het toch niet worden! kan haast niet geloven, wat ik hier las. weet uit ervaring dat in ned de postbode/sorteerpersoneel ook precies weet wat er bij bepaalde acties in de paketten zit, maar gebruikt dit dan zelf thuis. tenminste nooit gelezen dat er bij de achterdeur van mijn postkantoor een winkeltje gevestigd is.

  • Henk

    Iedere dief tegen de muur en alleen nog maar blanken aan het werk. Dan is SA Post zo weer een prima betrouwbaar bedrijf.

  • bob

    Henk sorry ik ben het niet eens met jou.

    Want in ben zeker dit jaar al 3 pakketten zoek geraakt .

    En ik doe altijd navraag bij tnt en die zeggen dan 3 maanden en naar drie maanden krijg ik te horen geen contact met de sa pos

    En dit staat zwart op wit

    Dus zeg niet de SA is prima.

  • nrrdgrrl

    hahaha! nee hoor henk, die gappen niet… lekker blijven dromen…

  • JohnnyRook

    huh? alleen maar blanken? die gaan echt hun handen niet uit de mouwen steken voor dat hongerloontje…. of leg jij het verschil erbij?